Berube will be known as Berry.
Berubofsky will simply be known as... Bofsky.

At that point, the only way to go in terms of careers is being an aging Vegas showgirl Mom, who still talks about people "boffing each other" in a smoke hazed voice that is still clearly amused by people boffing people, OR to become a serious Jewish literature reviewer in black frame glasses who kills the buzz at book parties by talking about Foucault's influence on, like, everything.