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I am borrowing Corey's computer (mine is downstairs, and I am lazy) and found a little text file on his desk top called "Ami talks in her sleep". It often happens that I'm asleep and he's sitting next to me in bed either working away or surfing the internets, and apparently he's been writing down the weird things he's heard me say in semi-consciousness. Funniest example:

At 1:31am, September 6, 2007, you said to me, “You gotta be the only person who would sneeze to find morning glories in their nose.”
After a few seconds, you asked, “Did you tell me that or did I dream it?”
I replied that you dreamt it, and you said, “I thought so. I was wondering how that would work. In my dream, you sneezed and then showed me two little morning glories. You said that these were pieces of your nose and you were going to put them in your pocket.”

I don't remember this at all. I'm not sure whether I'm more entertained by the idea of my husband having morning glories up his nose or by the fact that I apparently thought it was totally in character for him.

* Timmy's (mmmmmmmmmm, crack)
* Much studioing - will see if I can finish firing the tracing black today, and tomorrow will do the shading; in between must finish the crazy quilt panels and cut and grind the moon. And speaking of morning glories, I think I could probably cut some out.
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Oh, YouTube, how I love you.

I love you because you enable me to find hilarious snippets from ten-year-old movies that I wish I could email to every asshole who tailgates me:

Also because you enable me to find AWESOME/CREEPY scenes from the same movie, such as below. I love how the movie never comes out and says who this individual is, although this whole bit is beautifully and suggestively phrased. And the actor manages to be gleeful and frighteningly humorless at the same time, and has a kickass evil laugh.
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One of the vastly entertaining things about re-watching Season 1 of Gargoyles recently was Riker's Xanatos's extra-special villainy. I have always been impressed by his mysterious chessmaster scheming and his unusual imperviousness to being genuinely foiled by the Good Guys. Apparently I was not the only one, because there is now a whole villainy trope named after him on the internets, called the Xanatos Gambit. I am unspeakably entertained.

Also in the unspeakably entertaining category: The Hiphopopotamus vs. The Rhymenocerous. Breeeeeeelliant.

From the same awesome duo. This should totally be the cylon theme song.

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It all started with memesheepage.

The first article title on the page is the name of your band.

The last four words of the very last quote is the title of your album.

The third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover.

4. Use your graphics program of choice to throw them together, and post the result as a comment in this post. Also, pass it along in your own journal because it's more amusing that way.

Except I don't have photoshop skillz, so I begged [ profile] renegadelufin, who does, to make my band an album cover. And you can bet if I ever do have a band I will be bugging her to be our graphic designer:


Now, of course, internets, the question is: what kind of music does the Order of the Iron Helmet play, exactly?

Not only that, but she made a portrait of me! And I bet you'll recognize the face I'm making, too:


That is SO going to be a profile pic.
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Stick-figure Aragorn's stubble is a particularly nice touch...
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The people in charge of this train station are clearly awesome.

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Oh, and this is pretty goddamn funny: 24, the 1994 edition.
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Me (watching the bumbling of evil minions in He-Man and She-Ra Christmas Special, which is too entertaining for words): Man, Skeletor and Hordak would have done so much better as one-man operations.

Corey: Yes. That is their tragedy.
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People magazine has apparently named Matt Damon "sexiest man alive". To which I say: "...EW!"

Corey: "No, he's sexy."
Me: "He is not! He's ugly! Look at him!"
Corey: "C'mon, put a beard on him and you'd totally go for him."
Me: "Welllllll, he'd look BETTER with a beard, but he's still ugly!"

Corey's response to that:

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